houdini

A professional cocksucker who can make a dick disappear like houdini
Andy: Make this dick disappear like houdini
Filip: Rawwr gulpgaa
by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn December 10, 2023
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Houdini

When you're fucking a chick with the lights on and you turn the light off and you get off and leave and when she turns the lights back on and your friend is fucking her!!
by CraveMeSumDave69 September 18, 2019
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houdini

A person who who makes everyone's shit disappear for no reason and at the inconvenience of others.
My coworker is such a houdini, she moved my plants to a different room. I don't even know why!
by Yikes. April 16, 2017
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Houdini

Disappearing on your significant other for hours on end with no warning.
Friend A: Sorry about last night, I was asleep
Friend B: I thought you pulled a Houdini on me
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An absentee in the group chat. Never there. Zero participation points. They’ll make you worry for their safety every time they ghost the chat. Whoosh. Their silence resounds. You’re left to question; were they ever there in the first place?
“They’re never here anyway. Gods they’re such a houdini”
by missinginaction66 October 10, 2021
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As you reach climax in the "doggie style" position, you pull out and strategically your best mate, keeping the same rhythm, continues to pound away. She is none the wiser until she looks out the kitchen window and sees you pointing and laughing at her. This is the most appropriate moment for the bestie to blow.
Derek and Lloyd pulled another sneaky Houdini on Gloria last night. She loves it.
by 7278 January 18, 2016
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having sex with a drunk girl against a window you make a quick switch with a friend then go outside and wave at her.
Last night me and Joe pulled a houdini on this girl. You should have seen her face.
by jewbean April 19, 2015
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