Comes off as shy and quiet, until you get to know her. Doesn’t get mad easily but is dramatic. I’m writing this because the author of the other definition doesn’t know how to spell. Isn’t funny but makes herself laugh.
by Uduser September 24, 2019

That bitch who will always say the truth even though you don't wanna hear it. She's likely to be outgoing, and takes her friendships seriously. Even though she will give you a second chance if you hurt her, her trust shouldn't be taken for granted.
Wow, she's such an Amanda.
by YaasKweeenWerk August 19, 2018

Amanda is a dumb bitch you usually can't speak Spainish and most Amandas have baby daddys who beat them up for talking to skinny Mexican boys named ivan
by JCE PRODUCTIONS April 9, 2019

Barely a human being and it has no gender (cos neither side wanted it). Its pussy smells like a fishing lake and the smell alone is enough to make any man cry and gag.
by Dklakin December 15, 2019

Amanda: a woman whose beauty pairs with her intelligence and whit. She's artistic, career oriented and a pleasure to be around. You'd be a bozo not to see that and your name is probably Sean and you own a guitar...Amanda's are known to smash guitars.
by Staxyl January 15, 2017

Amanda’s are beautiful in and out they are the sexiest people you could meet and if she’s your girlfriend you won’t be disappointed in bed she definitely has a wild side to her and she is literally the best kisser if you have an Amanda as a girlfriend don’t let her go ever and when she says she loves you she means it with all her heart
by Huntergirl101 June 1, 2019

Amandas are people capable of both excess & moderation. They may not show their emotions readily but trust they are intelligent, deep & loving. If you have the chance befriend an Amanda, do it! You’ll have a ride or die, Best Bitches friendship, till you’re both toothless and using your walkers, laughing & swearing like sailors.
Amandas are awesome but they definitely “don’t take no mess”! Head this warning, because if they can whoop heroin addiction, they can certainly kick your ignorant ass. Amandas are the apotheosis of Bad Ass Bitch.
If you do fuck an Amanda over, pray. Amandas can hold a grudge if they feel it’s warranted. You’ll not gain their trust back easily.
Amandas are beautiful, sexy, book/street smart, hard working and charismatic. Their sarcasm & wit are nearly unparalleled.
Amandas tend to make awesome mothers. Their children will be well adjusted, model citizens, becoming Nobel Prize winners in different categories.
Amandas often choose the medical field for their careers and will be the source of joy, solace & calm to many a patient who comes under their care.
Amandas are both loving & loyal while simultaneously being able to dispense pain w/ their “fists of justice”. They make loving but jealous goddesses.
The next time you see an Amanda prostrate yourself before her glory (she’ll probably help you up blushingly afterwards...unless she’s pissed at you, at which point you might get curb stomped.
All hail AMANDA!
Amandas are awesome but they definitely “don’t take no mess”! Head this warning, because if they can whoop heroin addiction, they can certainly kick your ignorant ass. Amandas are the apotheosis of Bad Ass Bitch.
If you do fuck an Amanda over, pray. Amandas can hold a grudge if they feel it’s warranted. You’ll not gain their trust back easily.
Amandas are beautiful, sexy, book/street smart, hard working and charismatic. Their sarcasm & wit are nearly unparalleled.
Amandas tend to make awesome mothers. Their children will be well adjusted, model citizens, becoming Nobel Prize winners in different categories.
Amandas often choose the medical field for their careers and will be the source of joy, solace & calm to many a patient who comes under their care.
Amandas are both loving & loyal while simultaneously being able to dispense pain w/ their “fists of justice”. They make loving but jealous goddesses.
The next time you see an Amanda prostrate yourself before her glory (she’ll probably help you up blushingly afterwards...unless she’s pissed at you, at which point you might get curb stomped.
All hail AMANDA!
Girl # 1: Did you hear about the fight this morning in the stairwell?
Girl #2: yup, dumb bitch was running her mouth & had her face Amanda’ed into the wall.
Girl #1: yeah and then Ms. Facewall’s sister jumped in and had HER ass kicked too!
Girl#2:(shakes head sadly) I guess stupid runs in that family, especially if they thought they were gonna sweat Amanda. She’s not just a pretty face, she’s one bass as bitch!
Girl #2: yup, dumb bitch was running her mouth & had her face Amanda’ed into the wall.
Girl #1: yeah and then Ms. Facewall’s sister jumped in and had HER ass kicked too!
Girl#2:(shakes head sadly) I guess stupid runs in that family, especially if they thought they were gonna sweat Amanda. She’s not just a pretty face, she’s one bass as bitch!
by Helleana Handbasket May 16, 2020
