Quote Sick

To pretend or fake being sick in order to escape school, work, or other activity.
Bob was Quote Sick today, so he shall not be present for the meeting
by Feralsymphony March 11, 2009
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sick biscuits

When something is so awesome that its level of sick cannot be contained except for within the glory of a biscuit. The ultimate user of this term can spell the word with the alternative 'bisquits.'
"Dude, that jump was sick."

"Nah. It was sick biscuits!"
by kyleawesome August 30, 2011
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sick knob

When your girl has the bad case of the dick fever who wants to be in a dick coma and gives a nasty blowjob that makes your dick have a sneeze attack oozing your infection all over her. Sick knobbing being one of the most contagious diseases out there now adays
Adam: Lastnight my girl gave me a sick knob that left me needing more then tissues!

Kyle: My girl hasn't been sick in awhile I think it's time to get a new girl.

Adam: Sick knob is the new EPICdemic!

Kyle: Oi trust
by unicornlovertwinkles January 10, 2019
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Sorority Sickness

Any STD caught by hooking up with a sorority girl. Some of the most common forms of sorority sickness include chlamydia, herpes, Alpha-Phi, and gonorrhea.
I got Sorority Sickness after hooking up with Amanda at that frat party.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 14, 2022
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Homie Sickness

A derivative of home sickness, a term used for the feelings of melancholy and nostaligia when one is apart from their friends.
Matt went to visit his parents this weekend, and I'm getting serious homie sickness.
by Oliviana September 17, 2017
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screen-sick

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I’m screen-sick from obsessively watching the 24-hour news coverage of the Covid19 pandemic.
by JMF25 March 21, 2020
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turtle sickness

Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.
She just woke up and she still looks tired - she must have turtle sickness.
by Defon 4 and waiting June 08, 2010
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