"You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"
After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!
by QuacksO July 31, 2018
Commonly abbreviated as SED, Significant Ear Damage is genre of music created for Zac Seif's music, specifially a song called "I can't survive," because even Emo is not terrible enough a genre to categorize his music as.
Guy 1: Did you hear Zac Seif's new song? It's the best example of Significant Ear Damage music out there!
Guy 2: Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to avoid it!
Guy 2: Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to avoid it!
by SignificantEarDamage July 10, 2012
by PuncherOfTrees May 20, 2023
by Skythes February 15, 2019
When coming home from a club/party or maybe just a night of sitting alone getting hammered. Go on to facebook where you write anything that comes to mind on all status', photos, and other posts. the result is doing a shit load of damage.
I woke up and checked facebook, turns out I told my girlfriend that I'm going to mung her when she dies. doing damage is the shit
by CKILLA787 January 22, 2011
1. Putting a hurtin on something, like a puzzle or a plate of food.
2. Unintentionally collaborating with another to cause chaos in this world.
2. Unintentionally collaborating with another to cause chaos in this world.
1. DJ: Hey BJ, want to help me solve this puzzle?
BJ: Yeah dude I got you.
BJ: *starts putting puzzle pieces in place*
BJ: *whispers* damage, damage, damage, damage, damage, damage...
2. BJ: So wait, they were together for that long?
DJ: Yeah dude, it's a classic case of bisexual boy does damage with bisexual girl and vice versa.
BJ: Yeah dude I got you.
BJ: *starts putting puzzle pieces in place*
BJ: *whispers* damage, damage, damage, damage, damage, damage...
2. BJ: So wait, they were together for that long?
DJ: Yeah dude, it's a classic case of bisexual boy does damage with bisexual girl and vice versa.
by Ligma Sig Malone April 29, 2024
An exclamation of astonishment, shock, awe or even sympathy at the sight or upon learning about something gruesome, terrible or just plain fucked up that is or has happened to someone else.
Can also be used in the place of "Dammit!" or when all of your plans have been foiled.
Can also be used in the place of "Dammit!" or when all of your plans have been foiled.
<Watching a scene in a horror movie>
<The evil monster has just ripped the throat out of yet another unsuspecting victim...>
Jane: Damages! Did you see that?!?
Mike: Yeah... you know that's gonna leave a mark!!!
<The evil monster has just ripped the throat out of yet another unsuspecting victim...>
Jane: Damages! Did you see that?!?
Mike: Yeah... you know that's gonna leave a mark!!!
by Kannudo February 19, 2012