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Slimey taint 

A sweaty and nasty taint. Friction may occur. Heat rashes may be a result of a slimey taint. Contact your doctor for furthur information concerning your taint, grundle, gootch, or perineum :).
I hope my girlfriend can lick my slimey taint tonight.

taint licorice 

Fecal residue resulting from an improper anal cleaning after defication. While rimming there is a tasty treat resembling licorice on the taint. (Feces on the taint or surrounding area.)
Dude, Drake's mom has some wicked taint licorice, I was picking it out of my teeth all night.
taint licorice by Teh Skulker January 31, 2007

Taint scrape'nz

The dried reisdue left between the testes and the anus after a failed attempt at wiping after a bowel movement. Similar to a crusty gooch.
"Son, you should wipe from front to back! You don't want to end up with itchy "Taint scrape'nz".

Taint curds 

Little balls of poop caught in the taint hair by failure to properly and completely wipe after defecating.
An hour after taking a dump, Jeremy noticed something kept pulling at his taint while walking. Upon inspection, Jeremy noticed several "taint curds" dried and packed into his taint hair.
Taint curds by Jd Mustain February 21, 2010

taint kiss

Someone who kisses the area between the ball sack and the anus
Hey can you taint kiss me
taint kiss by Fernando Sanchez January 6, 2014

Toilet Taint 

1. The part of the toilet just after the tank but before the bowl. This is where pubic hair, dried urine splash and all sorts of other awfulness reside.
1.
Husband: I cleaned the bathroom.
Wife: No you didn't, you missed the toilet taint.

2.
Wife: I had to throw out my toothbrush because it fell on the toilet taint. (true story)
Toilet Taint by Cherrubim March 17, 2011