A sweaty and nasty taint. Friction may occur. Heat rashes may be a result of a slimey taint. Contact your doctor for furthur information concerning your taint, grundle, gootch, or perineum :).
Fecal residue resulting from an improper anal cleaning after defication. While rimming there is a tasty treat resembling licorice on the taint. (Feces on the taint or surrounding area.)
Dude, Drake's mom has some wicked taint licorice, I was picking it out of my teeth all night.
Little balls of poop caught in the taint hair by failure to properly and completely wipe after defecating.
An hour after taking a dump, Jeremy noticed something kept pulling at his taint while walking. Upon inspection, Jeremy noticed several "taint curds" dried and packed into his taint hair.
1. The part of the toilet just after the tank but before the bowl. This is where pubic hair, dried urine splash and all sorts of other awfulness reside.
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Husband: I cleaned the bathroom.
Wife: No you didn't, you missed the toilet taint.
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Wife: I had to throw out my toothbrush because it fell on the toilet taint. (true story)