one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

brain toot

A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird

Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”

Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”

by Braintoot February 22, 2022

Toot Toot Yaws

“Toot Toot Yaws” is a phrase that is used to express amazement at something. anything can be referred to as toot toot yaws. it is a compliment!

“omg your hair is so toot toot yaws today”
“what is toot toot yaws?”
“look on urban dictionary…”

by Catgirl3000 July 23, 2021

squimish toots

Runny farts after Anal Sex

I drilled Lauren in the ass the other night and she had squimish toots later on

by Texas2step July 20, 2017

Number Tooted

How someone would explain in a cute way farting and alittle shit comes out.

Oh my goodness I just Number Tooted!

by Ronsconsin December 04, 2020

Jia toot wei

A soso nub Who always thinks he is great at Counter Strike But sucks at everything including having sex

Look at this Jia toot wei face

by YEAR7A Ismah the nub August 23, 2018

Mouth Toot

The process of farting in someone's mouth in a sexual manner.

Emma did a mouth toot into his mouth, it was what he needed to finish

by tromrom February 09, 2017