one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.

Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other

by iamdubz June 25, 2010

bungle toot

the outermost rim of the anus. The butt hole.

She shit so much her bungle toot was sore.

by eagletoot November 6, 2010

brutes my toots

Brutal
(bur-ou-tal)

that's fucking brutal
~
brutes my toots!

by Vocab Godde$$ November 24, 2010

Toot

Toot is a slang name for Cocaine.

Plank says "Where can we get some toot from?"

Billy says in response " Ring Gripper ! Apparently he's got some banging toot"

by Dirty Birty March 12, 2014

monkey toot

monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.

(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"

by EL Gringo June 18, 2014

Toot

Slang word for Cocaine

"Hey man want some toot?"

by Jon Phoenix June 29, 2014