one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

skeeny toot

A meme of when a happy overweight dog farts

Overweight dog: farts
homie: man yo dawg such a skeeny toot

by blæ May 7, 2021

Peruvian Honk-Toot

The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.

Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.

by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024

Toot Toot Yaws

“Toot Toot Yaws” is a phrase that is used to express amazement at something. anything can be referred to as toot toot yaws. it is a compliment!

“omg your hair is so toot toot yaws today”
“what is toot toot yaws?”
“look on urban dictionary…”

by Catgirl3000 July 23, 2021

Tooted and Booted

To take of another person's pants, spit in their ass then leave them with their pants down.

Yo Dawg, I swear I got tooted and booted last night.

by Alabama Spitroasting Champion January 4, 2024

toot

that sound a car makes when you press the button in the middle of the steering wheel.

mom what sound does a car make
mom: toot toot

by marsisslaying November 1, 2022

Will toot fart

A will toot fart is a person/thing that is willing to toot as well fart in any circumstance. A will toot fart comes in many forms, some of which being

- will toot : is willing to let one squeak out but not enough to cause concern

-will fart : is willing to let one rip, don’t be scared. Be proud

- will toot fart : the whole package, you will be left frightened yet overwhelmed with joy.

- will not toot fart : hold it till it’s to late

Eli : "will just blasted me with his poo air"
Evie : "that’s because he’s a will toot fart "
Eli: "tushie"

by Funky smells June 13, 2022