A Ton

When you suddenly leave work without reason and no one notices for two hours

Employer:"Where is the new guy we hired?"
Employee: "he pulled a Ton"

by elle kae September 11, 2020

Metric shit ton

The highest number an American can describe +1.

- How may guns should a patriot want?
- A metric shit ton of them.

by Krippa November 24, 2020

Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT

Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT

Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Crap ton

See shit ton

Q: How many do you have?
A: A crap ton!

by Hattermad April 4, 2019

boob ton

A whole bunch of shit. Except in Asian countries

Got a boob ton of shit at cash n carry, the discounts are real.

by Ross danish August 30, 2016

Ean Ean Ton

Pronounced Ian-Ian-Tahn, This phrase is used to covertly say 'Not nae nae', when gossiping or chatting.

1: "Bro! My fiance ate my pudding!"
2: "Wow dude, that's ean ean ton!"
1: "Right? what should I do?"

by Aetla July 29, 2022

Queer-ton

A filler word for a fuckton of gays.

Person 1: How many gays are there?

Person 2: A queer-ton, Bob.

by lmaoroflthatscrazy August 23, 2019