Army Wifed

To get completely destroyed or beaten in any activity or situations

Person 1: Have you played the new call of duty?

Person 2: Yeah, I got fucking army wifed

by Shawn696832 January 19, 2020

Church wife

A term Jim Layne uses while attempting to flirt in order to persuade the woman putting up with his harassment to consider their relationship as something special.

Hey,
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne

by skizzad November 30, 2017

Sesh Wife

A girl pal you fake marry when you're on the sesh because you're having such a belter of a time and you want to sesh together forever.

"Lauren is my sesh wife, we always have a great craic"

by Seshwife1000 July 3, 2018

Machi’s wife

is also Eden

Aw man I wish I could be Machi’s wife :(

that’s rough buddy

by kurapikaswife January 28, 2021

Rice wife

Girl who is ranking up the cash

Niki Minaj is a rice wife.

by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 21, 2018

Kitchen Wife

A term used in kitchens to describe someone as someonelse's longterm 'bitch' during any part of kitchen operations. Although more commonly used between men, men can be the Kitchen Wife of a Female co-worker as well.

However strangely enough when in reference from a man to a woman it could also delineate a bond of friendship or trust.

WHERE IS YOUR KITCHEN WIFE TONY?
James is cleaning my workstation and prepping my station Chef

by Paco Psinglesias June 21, 2010

Wife and Life

Developmental stage in males, which begins 2-3 months after they have completed all formal education, where all that is left to do is get married and watch the rest of their life slip away and decay into nothingness.

Kurt stays in the library and works on his computer program all day, because he knows all that is waiting for him back home is Wife and Life.

by Moo Rad November 7, 2012