Wankers pouch

An optional large rectangular side pouch usually worn on the duty belt of a police officer. If you wear this pouch you are a wanker.

Oh my god john is wearing the wankers pouch he must be a wanker

by thenameisname June 19, 2020

old pouch

An elderly woman's vagina. Also commonly referred to as "the old ball and chain" aka wife.

Did you put it in old pouch last night...?

Yeah, we got it on real good.

I bet her old pouch hasn't seen any action in decades.

by Zempo October 13, 2016

sprout pouch

A females/womans bra for containing breats.

Look at that girls red lacey sprout pouch

by Hovel January 5, 2007

Pussy Pouch

A purse worn around the lower waist by members of the male sex, also known as a Fanny Pack or "man-purse.

It's hard to look manly while sporting that pussy pouch.

by MaddiCat March 25, 2019

shit pouch

modern slang for diaper

“3 year olds are easy all you do is change their shit pouch and feed them”

by cumguzzler92 June 15, 2021

Golden Pouches

Golden Pouches: When your testicles have been empties after a ferocious sexual romp.

After shagging Elena all night long, my golden pouches were delicate.

by ktfuntweets March 24, 2025

Pouch sniffer

An individual that can sniff out a pouch ( woman's vagina) within a 2 kilometre radius.

Damn, Ricky Bobby the "pouch sniffer" has run off as he sniffed out that pouch again!!

by Stink bomber November 9, 2021