Up next ensemble Chief's defenseman Billy Charlesboy who hails from if I can read the card Moose Jaw Sasketchwan.
by magic pickleman August 26, 2010

The alaskan equivalent for camel toe. Moose lips are generally used for girls that have a big crease in their cunt that looks like you could slip a credit card into with ease.
"This fat puerto rican chick in my civics class has moose lips."
"Your pair of moose lips is showing, cheyenne"
"Your pair of moose lips is showing, cheyenne"
by A Moose Lips Identifior February 13, 2008

A slur referring to Canadians. It finds its origin in the common practice of the same name in northern Canada. Canadians living by themselves in cabins in the frozen north often grow very lonely during the long winter months. These Canadians then spread their food scraps outside of their cabin. Moose (and other animals) are attracted by the smell of this food, and the Kanuk then proceeds to mount said Moose, often pleasuring himself hundreds of times with the same moose until springtime!
American: Man, Keith is such a moose fucker! I know cabin fever can get bad, but why doesn't he just polish off some alcohol instead?
Canadian: Well, he's originally from Georgia, so he only drinks Southern Comfort. But a Moose's bunghole offers just as much comfort!
Canadian: Well, he's originally from Georgia, so he only drinks Southern Comfort. But a Moose's bunghole offers just as much comfort!
by John Christian December 26, 2008

by Steve Thompson June 28, 2007

by snake123 March 8, 2009

noun. This is simply a name for a 40 ouce beer and the brand beverage is of no importance. However, the cheaper the beer the better the titty gets. A good 40 ouce natural ice is usually a crowd favorite.
Amy, what are you drinking tonight? Well, Justin, back at home i always drink a good moose titty, they are my favorite because i feel so classy when i drink them. Momma and them made me a homemade coozie for it made from deer hide!
by jld2 February 27, 2009
