massive

It is like a HUGE world like example: the monster truck is massive.

Sentence example: The house is massive.

by engalish??? October 12, 2022

Massive-Coatism

Massive-Coatism is when a person is incapable of not wearing a massive coat everywhere they go, with the hood up, despite extremely hot weather or inappropriate situations. In extreme cases the subject will even wear the the coat to bed.

A person engaging in the practice of massive-coatism will become defensive the moment another person innocently asks them why they're wearing a coat in 40 degree weather, or why do they wear that coat at all times. The reasons for Massive-Coatism aren't all too clear, but it would appear to be linked to anxiety about ones body, or simply feeling safe completely concealed by a giant coat.

Josh: Dude, why are you wearing that massive coat in the middle of summer at the beach?

Mike: It's not that hot.

Josh: Mate, you're sweating.

Mike: I'm fine.

Josh: Honestly bro, you look boiling.

Mike: WELL WHY DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT! STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT.

Josh: I think you might have Massive-Coatism

by thebloodydamnguy September 9, 2020

Massive

Low taper fade

I just had this MASSIVE steak! you know what else is massive? LOWWWW TAPER FADEE

by Ninjatylerlowtaperfadeblevins January 19, 2025

Massive Horse

A large, awkward, graceless, lumbering brute. Often with a large head shaped like a fucking potato.

Get off me you Massive Horse!

by splitarse February 16, 2012

Massive

noun
INFORMAL - ENDEARING

a large gay person.

Tonald is a massive.

by TPointSigma September 10, 2019

Massive

Super cool. Awesome. An organisation that is kicking ass.

Big up the Birmingham Massive!

by The girl wiv the Hebrew tattoo September 8, 2018

Massive

The only word that can describe the size of West Ham United Football Club

West Ham are massive

by Banterours cow 101 March 19, 2022