Thanos

Big old juicy eggplant waiting for African babies to go lurking around his swamp looking for his next meal

big purple-just basically an eggplant with a purple ballsack physical attached to his chin

has the might fisty and frisky gauntlet used as a fisting device for maximum pain and suffering

Thanos is specially referred to as a pedophile lurking for underage children

hey Osama bin laden

Thanos is lurking around the school lurking for his prey underage children.

by Thanos Is A Pedephile November 18, 2020

Thanos

Thanos is a big grape drone the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) who was able to beat the Avengers. He snapped a snap that caused half the universe to turn to dust.

Cole- I can’t believe thanos won in Infinity War.

Hank- dude I know I wonder what’s gonna happen in Endgame.

by I’m_really_depressed April 28, 2019

The Thanos

When you put two fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her ass and then snap.

I gave my wife the Thanos and now half of my shit is gone.

by PhilWV July 14, 2022

Thanos ass

Thanos ass is two really big grapes which avarage wheight is 5 kg they are bigger than cars wheel

Omg thanos ass is so big
Look at that thanos ass

by Scaryniggerblack69 May 25, 2022

thanos tower

An sc tower in ring 1 of jtoh

OMFG I JUST BEAT THANOS TOWER OMG

by gitilivy February 25, 2023

Thanos

Thanos is a Very Muscular, peaceful titan. He wants nothing but peace, and is full of grace and empathy. He Sits on top of his marvelous throne with his majestic purple skin shining and his All powerful gauntlet Glimmering. He is not capable of being defeated. Thanos created our universe, and can end it in a snap. We should all appreciate his works.

"So Thanos, Just how strong are you?"

"Remember Iron Man"

"Sure Do"

"Is he still here?"

"No..."

"There you have it".

by DonutEagle September 26, 2019

Thanos

A prune that tried to put on makeup an just make himself more like a prune the real reason why he wants to make the universe 50% off is beacase there will be less people to make fun of him. And also less people to make fun of his shiny rock collection an his historical oven mitt. And has back problems because he sits on a $5 throne that is made up out of rocks.

Boy: Ha Ha you have a prune for a head

SNAP
Woman: how dare you snap my son out of existence

SPANNING SOUND

Thanos: AHHH

by TheBloodyLegend123 May 7, 2020