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TADS

Touching Another Dude Softly

Usually a persistent syndrome when a man grabs, caresses, pats, or otherwise makes uncomfortably gentle contact with another man, usually while engaged in conversation. While TADS may be socially unacceptable (acceptable man-to-man contact includes various forms of handshakes, punches, slaps on the back, etc.), it is also inappropriate to alert someone with TADS about their condition. Because of this, a man with TADS must unknowingly suffer with the disorder for his entire life.

TADS can only be avoided by distancing oneself from the carrier. TADS is not contagious. No medications are currently available to lessen the symptoms of TADS, but alcohol is known to worsen them.
"Dude, Bob kept rubbing my shoulders when he was talking to me before. What's up with that?"

"It's not his fault, man. He has TADS."
by greendazed86 April 2, 2009
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Tadd

a)a player who tries to get as many girls as he can to like him. but really is kinda stupid

or
(b) somebody who uses tells somebody they like them within a week of meeting them, to get some ass
girl #1: OMG i met some guy last night!
girl #2: oh wow what did he say?
girl #1: he told me how much he liked me, and how gorgeous i was
girl #2: Oh no! you've met a tadd
by sweetdeal November 24, 2006
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albino tadpoles

She didn't want my albino tadpoles to go up stream so just pulled out and jizzed in her face.
by SkunkyZ July 30, 2006
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Tadow

Ta Dow was a Character played By Garret Morris on Saturday Night live.
he was a superlous " pimp" type character that wore flashy clothes and had a large pink feather in his hat.

this is where the ter " Ta-Dow!" came from, as he frequently used his name as a explitive.
" that's theway a true pimp handles his bidness.. Tadow!"
by oldskoolG May 19, 2008
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Tadoot-dadoo

A hollow cylinder with two open ends, through which one could mimic the sound of a trumpet by stating "tadoot-dadoo" into it.

It's also an onomatopeaia for the sound of a trumpet.
Your basic paper towel tube is a popular tadoot-dadoo. Even better is one of those tubes they use to deliver posters in. The best of all is a tube for a roll of carpet.
by A. Spears June 22, 2008
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tadge

another form of the word "tad"

sounds cooler
"this is a tadge to small"

"eh???"
by .Alexandra. June 8, 2007
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tadder flaps

A women's breasts in motion. a.k.a. Bouncing boobs.
Damn that girls tadder flaps have some serious kick. Look their even gaining altitude.
by nevsky September 12, 2006
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