by mabwan July 24, 2021

When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”
Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”
by Detergent man January 5, 2022

Man, I saw Emma doing a ukrainian swan dive last night and let me just say, the hospital visit was so worth it.
by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

When I walk by the cemetery high, I get no swan-warts, whats or ever. Its like, I hav balls ov steel... only when I do White Widow though, or wen I take my stoopid meds... *Kix Rox*
by Jujo-Palabritas-Genio August 28, 2016

something some guy who was staring at me called me when he told me to stop looking at me after i glanced at him twice because he was staring at me at a bar
by uhhhriley January 7, 2022

by suck_my_d33 January 12, 2025

Adj: A alpha female’s vagina, particularly one of a gorgeous woman in her late 20s to early 30s that seems to lead her pack.
As I thought of a way to quiver my lip, she pushed me over and spread her legs to reveal her swan’s nest.
by Allah Jesus Christ September 6, 2023
