Swallowing The Milk

a mouthful of milk is used in the context of having a crush on someone who likes you back. coined by REDACTED, who used it in the context of DATA EXPUNGED and NOT FOUND. saying what NOT FOUND had with DATA EXPUNGED was "like a mouthful of milk, it wouldn't make sense for him to just spit it out.", as opposed to if you didn't know the other person liked you back, wherein the milk was not yet in your mouth. The metaphor was so terrible that it immediately caught on and now it's a part of the common lexicon. however, it must be used CORRECTLY, or it will fall victim to the same cultural flattening of it's mean(meme)ing as the word simp (edited)
12:33 AM
Spitting milk out of course, once it is in your mouth, would be equivalent to deciding to completely ignore your mutual crushes and pretend they don't exist.
12:33 AM
I suppose what REDACTED did with PRIVACY PROTECTION last year would have been something along the lines of keeping the milk sitting in his mouth and letting it slowly dribble out the corners
12:35 AM
if the milk was still sitting on the table of course, the mutual crush was either unknown or not mutual at all, then there would be no risk in spitting it out, because it is not in your mouth. And I guess more risk in picking up to drink it, or something, I don't know it's not a well thought out concept.
12:35 AM
gargling it is fucking nonsense REDACTED keeps saying I do it but doesn't ever tell me what that means.
I can't believe he's not swallowing the milk already, they've been basically dating for years
by gryotharian June 19, 2022
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Swallow Air

Idfk it is not inhaling, its pushing air into your stomach or smth
Person 1: Dude I had to swallow air to keep from eating yesterday

Person 2: Um- I don't think that's healthy
by Max's white van April 16, 2022
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Cucumber swallow

When you eat a whole cucumber without chewing or cutting it up without even wanting it
My girlfriend forced me to Cucumber swallow
by Big word boi March 28, 2022
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Fabric swallower

When a booty has a certain size and definition that it appears to consume any fabric surrounding it. E.g. shorts, dresses, leggings etc...
Wow, check out that girl with Obi! That's a real fabric swallower she's got there!
by Pygmy Hunter July 10, 2017
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Someone who can perform the act of swallowing the cock and simultaneously lick the threshold of the anus.
Hey Joe you should come by and meet my new neighbor, she's a cock swallowing analinguist and she wants to make new friends.
by Space Falcon February 21, 2024
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swallowed a strand

When your dipping and accidentally swallow your pinch
I think I swallowed a strand I might throw up
by cripple69 February 22, 2014
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Destiny swallow

She’s really pretty and I love her sm but she can be a little rude but I still love her to the death of me she may have a bit of trauma but she’s my little pig🥰
“I love playing rblx w her destiny swallow my pookie wookie
by Bellaisdabest December 9, 2023
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