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Shit Stump

The act of trying to flatulate out out gas from your rectum, but is blocked by a small piece of feces that was pushed through the bowels by gas, usually needing to get the blockage clears by going to the restroom.
"Man, I really have to fart, but every time I try, I feel like it's blocked by a shit stump, And I feel like I have to shit."
by Kyzore November 20, 2019
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Chunk Stumps

Lumps that forms on a girl's ass/legs due to the absence of exercise and a proper diet.
Damn that girl was thick, but those chunk stumps turned me off.
by Faggotwagon May 12, 2019
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Stump

A dude who would beat up his whole squad but fw them tough
Aye Stump go get me the gar
by Dumdum1123 October 3, 2017
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Stump

Abbreviation of a Stupid leader of an organization unit, also usuable as verbal e.g. stumping
A Stump doesn´t know, that 80% in Pittsburgh have voted for the Democrats .
by webnic June 2, 2017
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eat your stump

I'll eat your stump of your teeth haven't been all over it
by Curse of Yig June 24, 2017
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Stumping

when an amputee sticks their stump into a female vagina or asshole
Charlie: I was stumping this girl so hard last night

Jackson: Yo, babe can I stump you tonight?
Morgan: Of course, I want all 15 inches of your stump
by CHEEF QUEEF November 15, 2017
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stumped by the trump

When you really play the no female president card in every fucking interview of you to exist and still get stumped by that racist and perverted Trumpet
Hillary: Shit, I got stumped by the Trump!
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