tio simon

Tio simon is the best gc on stan twitter with an iconic mascot.

omg have you already heard of the Tio simon gc?? they're truly iconic.

by measf1111 February 28, 2021

Jaloliddin Satimov

Jaloliddin Satimov is one of a kind of retarded and ugly. Do not approach within 100 feet of him or you will disintegrate instantly. When you approach within 1 km of him, you may feel a strange sensation in the air, called the Jalolitouch. If making contact with this person, please report and contact 911 immediately.

Guy: Hey, is that guy an ogre?

Girl: No, that's just Jaloliddin Satimov
*disintegrates*

by ILoveChunLi34 October 17, 2021

Phantom_Simom441

When someone performs a flawless house raid on stonemore.

YOOO phantom_simom441!!!! wow that was very impressive

by sexbex June 22, 2022

Jean-Simon

BRO THATS LEGIT ME I DON'T LIKE FUCKING GRAMMAR TABARNAK

Jean-Simon is the coolest not liking grammar french-Canadian ever

by Jean-Simon (fuck grammar) October 12, 2023

Pulling a Simon

Pulling a Simon is the act of having meltdown on public transit and screaming racial slurs at people

Yo don't be pulling a Simon right now bruh

by DDBarbie February 14, 2020

Straight Edge Simon

Someone that doesn't do drugs or drink alcohol

Dave: Is Larry coming to drink out for a drink
Daniels: Nah i think he's become a straight edge simon

by Conm January 16, 2021

Do a Simone

When someone posts into the wrong chat, or does a typo and deletes the message, leaving everyone else curious as to what it said!

Person 1: Ah didn't mean to post that here!
Person 2: Do a Simone!

by Anjuna February 4, 2022