shit on a stick

When you have nowhere else to shit but on a stick.

In mission Impossible when he was lowering himself down over the touch sensitive floor if he needed a shit he would have brought a stick to shit on. eg
"Hey Ethan, what's up?"
"I need to shit badly!"
"Why don't you shit on a stick?"
"Perfect!!!"

by chipso July 13, 2007

Stick a handle on me and call me a mug

When you have been used multiple times by people

This is the third time you have spoken about me behind my back, you may as well “stick a handle on me and call me a mug “

by Alfred Stanley July 15, 2019

rat on a stick

a rat on a stick is someone who is very annoying or try's to act like the hottest stuff on the block.a rat on a stick can go across many people in your life .

that girl over there is a rat on a stick

by the skinny rat November 26, 2019

Vaseline on a stick

Its just a vaseline om a stick

Liam: hey, Peter you want a vaseline on a stick ?

Peter: yea!

by Ping-pong-ball March 2, 2020

Shit on a stick

A very bad meal. . . see shit and crap and George W. Bush.

Any bad meal. . .

by Shit on a stick May 5, 2003

shoot darn beans on a stick

Something went wrong, or, something didn't happen

Shoot darn beans on a stick, I didn't get to crunk last night

by AutumnC October 24, 2006

ham on a stick

A self-fisting kit.

Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.

Scott was feeling lonely, so he rubbed himself all over with lard before getting down and dirty with a ham on a stick.

by McFist April 20, 2005