sports-over

When one is very tired/sore due to the extreme playing of a sport the day before.

Nah dude I have the worst sports-over from the basketball tournament last night.

by snakebait69 June 14, 2011

Sports Hangover

The day after a major sports event when your team has lost and you can't get out of bed.

Hey Dan, I think I need an aspirin and some tomatoe juice the Cardinals just lost in the Super Bowl and I have a really bad sports hangover. Oh no, I am going to throw up!

by Lola98675 February 2, 2009

Sports Bald

To be bald, but in a way that still can be pulled off by the attractive and the athletic as in Matthew Mcconaughey or Bruce Willus.

Jill-So have you seen the new guy Brian in accounting. Kinda cute.
Mary-Cute? Really? Sarah said he was balding.
Jill-Yah, but he's more sports bald.

by Lesley6633 January 6, 2008

Sports Hipster

A person (usually male) who only gets his sports information from the ESPN network and quotes their analysts indiscriminately claiming it as his own opinion.

Guy 1: "Did you know Joe thinks the SEC is the best football conference?"

Guy 2: "Yeah that's exactly what the ESPN commentators said; I've always thought Joe was a sports hipster."

by Allen Killen January 1, 2011

Sport Bone

The act of males seaching for signifigant others of the opposite sex, to have consimate relations with for one night.

Me and the boys are going sport boneing tonight.

by Ogdawg80 March 22, 2004

sport-hump

To rub up against someone in a secksual way (see sport or hump).

Back in the day, we used to sport-hump the damsels out back 'o the barn after the county ball.

by hydroponics May 20, 2003

sports whore

An individual who whorishly watches any sport available on TV, regardless of how much they know about said sport.

"I'll come to bed after a while honey, I'm watching some amateur bowling."

"You hate bowling Steve, You're just watching it because you're a sports whore. I'm leaving you."

by Jarvalicious February 17, 2010