Sports Hangover

The day after a major sports event when your team has lost and you can't get out of bed.

Hey Dan, I think I need an aspirin and some tomatoe juice the Cardinals just lost in the Super Bowl and I have a really bad sports hangover. Oh no, I am going to throw up!

by Lola98675 February 2, 2009

sports watch

The act of a male, or female fisting a female's vagina, then she gets overly exited and vaginally discharges all over the fister's wrist.

Town whore: i have a sports watch with your name on it.

male/female: finally someone is offering me a sports watch.

by burntb1tch October 17, 2010

Sports Bald

To be bald, but in a way that still can be pulled off by the attractive and the athletic as in Matthew Mcconaughey or Bruce Willus.

Jill-So have you seen the new guy Brian in accounting. Kinda cute.
Mary-Cute? Really? Sarah said he was balding.
Jill-Yah, but he's more sports bald.

by Lesley6633 January 6, 2008

Sports Hipster

A person (usually male) who only gets his sports information from the ESPN network and quotes their analysts indiscriminately claiming it as his own opinion.

Guy 1: "Did you know Joe thinks the SEC is the best football conference?"

Guy 2: "Yeah that's exactly what the ESPN commentators said; I've always thought Joe was a sports hipster."

by Allen Killen January 1, 2011

Sport Bone

The act of males seaching for signifigant others of the opposite sex, to have consimate relations with for one night.

Me and the boys are going sport boneing tonight.

by Ogdawg80 March 22, 2004

sport-hump

To rub up against someone in a secksual way (see sport or hump).

Back in the day, we used to sport-hump the damsels out back 'o the barn after the county ball.

by hydroponics May 20, 2003

death sport

A sport in which somebody dies as a part of the game. Points are either scored by some bodies' death or there is a high chance of death by competitors. The concept originates from films like "Rollerball" (An awesome '70s film that had a god awful remake) and "Death Race 2000" (Another awesome '70s film with a god awful remake currently in development) Often associated with dystopian futures and fascist governments.

If reality television continues to get anymore exploitive, we'll be watching death sports on TV.

by BoneheadXL January 15, 2008