sports watch

The act of a male, or female fisting a female's vagina, then she gets overly exited and vaginally discharges all over the fister's wrist.

Town whore: i have a sports watch with your name on it.

male/female: finally someone is offering me a sports watch.

by burntb1tch October 15, 2010

Sports Hangover

The day after a major sports event when your team has lost and you can't get out of bed.

Hey Dan, I think I need an aspirin and some tomatoe juice the Cardinals just lost in the Super Bowl and I have a really bad sports hangover. Oh no, I am going to throw up!

by Lola98675 February 03, 2009

sports-over

When one is very tired/sore due to the extreme playing of a sport the day before.

Nah dude I have the worst sports-over from the basketball tournament last night.

by snakebait69 June 13, 2011

Sports Hipster

A person (usually male) who only gets his sports information from the ESPN network and quotes their analysts indiscriminately claiming it as his own opinion.

Guy 1: "Did you know Joe thinks the SEC is the best football conference?"

Guy 2: "Yeah that's exactly what the ESPN commentators said; I've always thought Joe was a sports hipster."

by Allen Killen January 02, 2011

Sport Bone

The act of males seaching for signifigant others of the opposite sex, to have consimate relations with for one night.

Me and the boys are going sport boneing tonight.

by Ogdawg80 March 22, 2004

sport-hump

To rub up against someone in a secksual way (see sport or hump).

Back in the day, we used to sport-hump the damsels out back 'o the barn after the county ball.

by hydroponics May 20, 2003

sport wood

To get an erection

Every time dat hoe bend over an I see dat ass I sport wood so fast it's almost a zipper ripper!

by Nutbushknucklehead September 27, 2013