When the female has reached a certain point in her monthly cycle, the vagina begins to leak blood, skin, hair etc. This can sometimes be 'splashed' on innocent dances or members of the public.
by Ewwww Fanny September 4, 2011

by spendogg242 May 18, 2010

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.
... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash.
by 5533X3 November 16, 2020

When you take a heavy shit, and the water splashes back up, soaking your butthole. Usually in reference to an overused port-o-jon.
AKA stank water wash, mud cleanse, poor man's bidet.
AKA stank water wash, mud cleanse, poor man's bidet.
There's nothing worse that dropping a duce in a port-o-jon that hasn't been pumped out in weeks, and getting a splash back.
by Hobby-less October 20, 2017

by PhEncer December 10, 2003

by Dude123 September 8, 2007

When a woman is giving a man a blow-job on the tiolet (AKA Blumpkin), the man's poop causes the toilet water to splash into the woman's face.
by Kane October 7, 2004
