Noun - An inhabitant of the inner city who urinates and defecates on himself in order to deter attack or close physical contact, particularly with law enforcement.
I told my new partner Mike "Don't bother that bum, he's an urban skunk and he'll crap himself if you get too close." Mike didn't listen and now he's washing his boots with disinfectant.
by Fisher Fowl May 1, 2009
Get the Urban Skunk mug.1. A particularly haggard or especially unappealing female, that not only is physically off-putting in virtually every aspect, but will often make things worse by making every wrong choice possible when it comes to attire, makeup, and hairstyle. For reference, this individual is a notch below “rode hard and put away wet”, and often looks like they are at the tail end of a 3-day bender or nightmare bachelorette party.
2. Female co-worker, regardless of how they look or their level of attractiveness.
2. Female co-worker, regardless of how they look or their level of attractiveness.
“Damn Bro, I went out yesterday excited AF to see some sweet ass, and the place was full of nothing but busted skunks by the time I showed up!”
“Jeez…who is that busted skunk your sister came in with last night? She had a face like a paper bag full of smashed assholes!”
“This shithole is a little bit busted skunk heavy if you ask me, let’s ditch this turd and go to Applebees.”
“Hey I’m hungry! You busted skunks ready to go eat and get boozed up?”
“Jeez…who is that busted skunk your sister came in with last night? She had a face like a paper bag full of smashed assholes!”
“This shithole is a little bit busted skunk heavy if you ask me, let’s ditch this turd and go to Applebees.”
“Hey I’m hungry! You busted skunks ready to go eat and get boozed up?”
by SMcGee May 6, 2022
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Get the Drown the skunk mug.1. What you say when you're just really really gosh darn mad!
2. WHat you say when you lose your marbles!
2. WHat you say when you lose your marbles!
Aiden: My mom took my hecking PS5! What the skunk?!
Markus: That butthead better give it back to you if she knows what the skunk is good for her!
Garrett: What the SKUNK, Markus?! Don't disrespect women!
Markus: That butthead better give it back to you if she knows what the skunk is good for her!
Garrett: What the SKUNK, Markus?! Don't disrespect women!
by whattheskunkman May 28, 2022
Get the What the skunk?! mug.Passing an obnoxiously smelling fart that lingers for a long period of time.
(Credit to phrase original maker Dr. Khan, Buckhannon Wv.)
Honey, you were just in the bathroom and it’s bad. Did you hit the skunk?
I had a lot of wings today, it is probably gonna really hit the skunk.
I was in the elevator the other day and this guy hit the skunk so bad it stayed in the elevator for weeks.
Someone really hit the skunk in that bathroom, I wouldn’t go in there if I were you.
When you hit the skunk, you pass a fart that is so nasty it lingers for a long period of time
(Credit to phrase original maker Dr. Khan, Buckhannon Wv.)
Honey, you were just in the bathroom and it’s bad. Did you hit the skunk?
I had a lot of wings today, it is probably gonna really hit the skunk.
I was in the elevator the other day and this guy hit the skunk so bad it stayed in the elevator for weeks.
Someone really hit the skunk in that bathroom, I wouldn’t go in there if I were you.
When you hit the skunk, you pass a fart that is so nasty it lingers for a long period of time
When you Hit the skunk you pass a horrible fart that lingers and smells for a long period of time.
Man I was really hitting the skunk yesterday
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Man I was really hitting the skunk yesterday
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by ArmaniKhan October 5, 2019
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Darryl: Joe shoved his bagels in my tear ducts again... My eyes are welling up.
Joe: What an awful skunk...
Joe: What an awful skunk...
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