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turtle sickness

Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.
She just woke up and she still looks tired - she must have turtle sickness.
by Defon 4 and waiting June 10, 2010
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sick money

To make an obscene amount of money. rich, super rich, high net worth, load out the butt, loaded out the caboose, 1%, millionaire, billionaire, baller, player, wall street, tech industry, offshore accounts, drug empire, narcotics
Every time I drive to the Hamptons, I see another 30 million dollar home under construction. There must be a lot of people making sick money to pull that off.
by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016
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Sick Sagma

When you make an epic sagma joke
Person 1: Yo gangy, I made a sick sagma
Person 2: What did you say
Person 1: I told him, "I was gonna sagma", and he said, "Whats sagma?", and I said, "SAGMA BALLS OVER YOUR FACE"
Person 2: Do you sagging your balls all over other peoples faces?
Person 1: Yes💯
by DisBoiEpic April 22, 2023
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Quote Sick

To pretend or fake being sick in order to escape school, work, or other activity.
Bob was Quote Sick today, so he shall not be present for the meeting
by Feralsymphony March 11, 2009
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Hot Sick

adj. Barf, puke, throw up, up chuck, ralph
That meal you cooked looks like hot sick. Oh man, that fart you laid smells like hot sick. That drunk b!tch threw up and is covered in hot sick.
by MegaZine August 31, 2013
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sick biscuits

When something is so awesome that its level of sick cannot be contained except for within the glory of a biscuit. The ultimate user of this term can spell the word with the alternative 'bisquits.'
"Dude, that jump was sick."

"Nah. It was sick biscuits!"
by kyleawesome August 31, 2011
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Sick reads

The act of reading/predicting a situation and preparing to act accordingly.
Sick reads bro!
by Oversizedlolipop123 July 11, 2016
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