When you ask a question so undefined, a crystal ball can't even predict the outcome. An accumulation of such errors in a crystal ball could begin to distort the space-time continuous. A cleansing ceremony must be conducted before a fracture between worlds occurs. The ceremony consists of coupon burgers, excess amounts of candy, and waving your arms while saying "psh."
"Man. I asked my crystal ball about when I would win the lottery, but it came back with 'sin tax error.'"
"Ah man. You have to ask questions in units of hours and dollars. You're going to open a portal if you keep asking questions like that."
"Ah man. You have to ask questions in units of hours and dollars. You're going to open a portal if you keep asking questions like that."
by Ultracaffeine October 3, 2019

by LordOfPuppets June 11, 2009

The paperless ones in Spanish, ie. those that don't ( or don't want to) have their papeles or government issued ID.
by Sexydimma March 27, 2021

by Rahmut September 7, 2006

a bin full of sin in which you may only consume using proper TURKEY BASTOR!
Ingredients:
bottle of gin
1/2 bottle of devils springs
lemons
limes
lemon-lime soda (4 liters)
ice
lemon juice
lime juice
add other citruses as desired
Ingredients:
bottle of gin
1/2 bottle of devils springs
lemons
limes
lemon-lime soda (4 liters)
ice
lemon juice
lime juice
add other citruses as desired
by jess jim jadam September 30, 2007

by Matt December 4, 2004

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
