Batting in the shade

To be disoriented. Term is derived from baseball, when shadows covering the field make it difficult for batters to gauge the speed of pitches.

My friend was totally batting in the shade when he was trying to order a drink after he spilled the last one all over the bartender.

When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.

by oneflipflop January 16, 2009

3 whites and a shade

3 Whites and a shade(3WS) is a American jazz quartet based in Eugene Oregon, the group consists of one African American and three white people.

Dude that 3 Whites and a shade concert was amazing!

by 3WS March 8, 2017

robin hood shade

When a boss takes commission or work from one employee and gives it to another for their benefit.

Can you believe what Mr Smith did? He took my sale and commission and gave it to Terry. That's some serious Robin Hood shade there!

by Rickgnp June 23, 2017

Seaweed Head

A derogatory word used for a person (generally a fuckin' faggot pussyshit) with badly gelled, shortish, curly hair that makes the onlooker question whether or not they may have seaweed weaved into their hair.

"That dude over by those lunch tables is a seaweed head. You can't miss him."

"That dude sitting in my favorite lunch seat has seaweed hair."

by Thyne Eggard Foresythe April 29, 2010

fit shaced

When a noob who can't hold his liquor is incredibly shit faced.

shit faced
noob

Brian: "Dude, Steven's shit faced."
Steven: "I am so shit faced, I'm incredibly shit faced and you guys don't even know how fit shaced I really am."
Alex: "Dude, you just said 'fit shaced', I guess I'm fit shaced."
Steven: "No, only a noob can be fit shaced. Thats why I'm so fucking fit shaced."

by High Class S. Ernst April 17, 2006

shadeball

(n.) a person who acts standoff-ish towards you and when they talk to you they act like they have somewhere better to be or someone better to talk to.
(v.) the act of being shady to a person

(n.) tyler is such a shadeball, shady like a willow!
(v.) i must be shadeballlin' today.

by shadeballs11 October 27, 2009

sawed off spaghetti bender

derogatory term for short ethnic italian male

Joe Pesci is a sawed off spaghetti bender

by John King June 11, 2006