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Steak and Blowjob Day

The greatest holiday ever, invented by Kevin Ferrera. The girls get all the attention on Valentine's Day, and deservedly so. But thanks to the geniusness of Kevin, the guys get all the attention on March 14th, one month after Valentine's Day, which is Steak and Blowjob Day.
Kevin: Do you know what holiday we celebrate on March 14th?
Jim: No, what is that?
Kevin: It's Steak and Blowjob Day!
by MrJLo1 March 1, 2019
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Skirt steak

A piece of smoking hot hispanic pussy.

Explanation: The meat of choice of the hispanics is skirt steak and no one cooks it better, therefore, that juicy piece of meat translates well to great hispanic pussy. Not to mention of course, that the meat under a skirt is clearly pussy.
Man, that Rosalita is a serious piece of skirt steak!
by Headmonger January 5, 2010
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steak nuggets

Those little bits of shit that get stuck to your anal beard after a massive dump
muuuuuuuuuum!! Ajay used my pencil to scrape off his steak nuggets!!
by Extraordinaire July 7, 2006
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Omaha Steaks

A purchase that someone "casually" mentions during a conversation that is intended to impress but has the opposite result.

The item being referred to is typically of a bottom-tier luxury brand.
Associate: The analyst wouldn't stop going on about her love for Coach bags last night.
Senior Associate: She use them to carry her Omaha Steaks?
by TheHedge June 18, 2009
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Steaksauce

Steaksauce = A1

When something is cool, dope, awesome, fly.
Those fake boobs are so steaksauce!!!
by Barney1364 April 5, 2006
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Steak and Blowjob Day

Men work very hard to satisfy their lovers on Valentine's Day, and, given their ebullient dedication, Steak & BJ Day is a joyous opportunity to repay the favour. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name explains it all: just a steak and a BJ on March 14th. That's it.

Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we really know, is that it’s pretty damn awesome.
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Phil: "Hey man, it's only one week until March 14th."

Dave: "You're damn right it is. I've already ordered the sirloin and bought a new bedspread. Practice makes perfect dude. Steak and Blowjob Day is SO much better than Christmas."

Phil: "Amen. Fillets and fellatio. Rumps and romping. It's coming, and so shall you."
by Official Steak and BJ Day March 22, 2011
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fyke steak

A very delicious food, even if it isn't steak.
Hey man, this is the best fyke steak I have ever eaten out of a cereal box!
by Chrisaubertin December 19, 2008
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