The greatest holiday ever, invented by Kevin Ferrera. The girls get all the attention on Valentine's Day, and deservedly so. But thanks to the geniusness of Kevin, the guys get all the attention on March 14th, one month after Valentine's Day, which is Steak and Blowjob Day.
Kevin: Do you know what holiday we celebrate on March 14th?
Jim: No, what is that?
Kevin: It's Steak and Blowjob Day!
Jim: No, what is that?
Kevin: It's Steak and Blowjob Day!
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Associate: The analyst wouldn't stop going on about her love for Coach bags last night.
Senior Associate: She use them to carry her Omaha Steaks?
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by Barney1364 April 5, 2006
Get the Steaksauce mug.Men work very hard to satisfy their lovers on Valentine's Day, and, given their ebullient dedication, Steak & BJ Day is a joyous opportunity to repay the favour. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name explains it all: just a steak and a BJ on March 14th. That's it.
Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we really know, is that it’s pretty damn awesome.
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Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we really know, is that it’s pretty damn awesome.
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Phil: "Hey man, it's only one week until March 14th."
Dave: "You're damn right it is. I've already ordered the sirloin and bought a new bedspread. Practice makes perfect dude. Steak and Blowjob Day is SO much better than Christmas."
Phil: "Amen. Fillets and fellatio. Rumps and romping. It's coming, and so shall you."
Dave: "You're damn right it is. I've already ordered the sirloin and bought a new bedspread. Practice makes perfect dude. Steak and Blowjob Day is SO much better than Christmas."
Phil: "Amen. Fillets and fellatio. Rumps and romping. It's coming, and so shall you."
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