semen brothers

Semen brothers are men who had slept with the same women

How many semen brothers do you have?

by Kuehlstein November 2, 2017

Second Hand Semen

The residual effects of a blowjob still remaining upon a womans lips in the immediate hours after said blowjob.

So your friend got a blowjob on the way to meet you, and you know this. And when she goes to kiss you on the cheek after dinner you step back quickly because you dont want any of your friends second hand semen from her lips, and or mouth to reach any portion of your skin.

This happens to Larry David in season 7, episode 2 of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

by RNail June 3, 2010

poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat

Mishearing lyrics in the song SAD! by XXXTentacion

guy 1: "why does this song say poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat"
guy 2: "it doesn't say that, your just mishearing it"

by 0oiejr3ikg October 3, 2020

semen junkie

an ingorant whore of a cumguzzler who apparently let the jizz go to her head

that oliver sure is a semen junkie

by billy&mallorie November 22, 2004

Semen

A man who works on a ship or boat.

Hey captain! I need your semen on my poopdeck right now!

by Dante Sitwell March 21, 2007

Selective hearing

The ability that humans have, especially males, to hear selectively only what serves their interests, being conveniently deaf to what they don't like or can use.

"I asked John to take the trash out and then get a beer from the fridge; of course he went straight for the beer: he has selective hearing".

by SenoritaCynthia February 4, 2010

semenatrix

A virtual world where the perception of semen is both fake and reality. where the molecules of all living organisms are composed of semen.

oh shit. i'm ejaculating so hard that i can't tell whether its real or not.

i must be in the semenatrix

by r K e l l y z March 8, 2010