Gettin yer girlfriend pregnant so she can't screw other guys while you are on a long deployment.
This often involves some deceptive tactics, like pulling off a condom after you first start having sex, or purposefully tearing it.
This often involves some deceptive tactics, like pulling off a condom after you first start having sex, or purposefully tearing it.
J: Yo, Meg has been flirting with this home boy every day since we left last time, I need to do som'n bout that shit before I take my long deployment.
L: No problem homie, just pull the Navy Seal right before we leave.
J: The what?
L: Dude, just put a hole in the condom, before ya get it on a few times, get her pregnant and she'll be off the market for at least 9 months.
L: No problem homie, just pull the Navy Seal right before we leave.
J: The what?
L: Dude, just put a hole in the condom, before ya get it on a few times, get her pregnant and she'll be off the market for at least 9 months.
by MistaTwista January 30, 2010
A lazy piece of shit who is hungover and requests food as they are out of there natural environment and cant move so they need nourishment.
by Jumanjinegro March 07, 2017
verb
To seal the deal, when one shits oneself and to avoid any unnecessary embarrassment involved with their defecation escaping in public, clasps the hand over the anus securing any feces into place.
To seal the deal, when one shits oneself and to avoid any unnecessary embarrassment involved with their defecation escaping in public, clasps the hand over the anus securing any feces into place.
Ah tull ye wha Rab, Ah wus guv'n a spich at mah cusins weddin' tha other dae like an Ah shite masen on accoont a how hungover Ah wus.
Ah proper had tae seal the deal like!
Ah slapped mah hand oer mah arse an carried aun wi mah spich!
Ah proper had tae seal the deal like!
Ah slapped mah hand oer mah arse an carried aun wi mah spich!
by Oosoom October 10, 2017
by squatsy November 03, 2003
When a chick is giving you head, right when you are about to cum, you pull your cock out, jack-off, and give her two shots of man-goo on her chest and one on her forehead.
The bitch was talking smack about her man being a Navy Seal, so I pulled out and gave her two in the chest and one on the forehead... giving her a Navy Seal of her own.
by Lickalottapuss April 10, 2008
oh your such an oakley seal
by not my real name 777 November 03, 2009
To vommit during a drinking game or serious drinking session. Much kudos to the seal breaker who continues drinking.
by Rahoolduke August 20, 2007