A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.
by Dr. G. March 25, 2019
Get the Scottish tea partymug. Something people usually say when someone’s being a stuck up little wanker usually someone Scottish / Scottish decent
by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025
Get the Well he’s Scottish isn’t hemug. by Its_a_jaggggg October 22, 2022
Get the scottish pain reliefmug. by Gyro Boyz...Man that's gangsta December 2, 2010
Get the Scottish kneesmug. The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out
by Meathole69 October 5, 2018
Get the Scottish christmasmug. by ScottishKilt February 15, 2021
Get the Scottish Towermug. While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio
by RevsMenu October 8, 2016
Get the scottish meat piemug.