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scooter pus

A artificial pussy that scoots across the floor while you fuck it
I was fucking my scooter pus yesterday and made it halfway through the kitchen
by Peter Hung December 31, 2021
mugGet the scooter pusmug.

kiss a scooter boy day

October 9th is national kiss a scooter boy day…
let’s go make out with a scooter kid at the park
by wsg maki October 4, 2021
mugGet the kiss a scooter boy daymug.

scooter

A device that can perform scooter ankle which is one of the worst pains imaginable.
I tried to do a trick on my scooter, but then I got hit in the ankle by my scooter and I was experiencing unimaginable levels of pain.
by some nutty boi January 13, 2021
mugGet the scootermug.

scooter

You have a nice taste in whiskey; but if you get the chance, try Slane Triple Casket - it'll be very scooter as soon as it passes your lips!
by Philandra August 11, 2021
mugGet the scootermug.

Slovakian scooter

When the women is laying on her neck legs in the air around the man’s head, the man is sitting on her ass making scooter sounds while standing up shitting in her ass hole, via tube Inserted in each ani
My grandma was complaining about her neck problems so I told grandpa to to go easy on her with the Slovakian scooter.
by Jumper gang June 17, 2024
mugGet the Slovakian scootermug.

Scooter Greaser

An adolescent boy who rides around on his scooter and attempts to pick up girls. Usually wearing tight jeans and a ridiculous helmet. Can some times be found in groups or “scoot packs”, they gain confidence in numbers. But even in numbers they are usually denied.
Those scooter greasers have driven by five times.
Those are some shitty bikes, they must be scooter greasers.
by Seamon-ster July 16, 2018
mugGet the Scooter Greasermug.
The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.
Arvin: I hope you hit your ankle on a scooter!
Mikael: *runs away, moves to another country*
by Neo1313 November 11, 2019
mugGet the i hope you hit your ankle on a scootermug.

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