someone who licks schlong so superbly everyone wants to chop off their dicks and hand it to the schlong licker
girl 1- how many dicks have you sucked?
girl 2- so many i can't count! they call me the schlong licker
girl 2- so many i can't count! they call me the schlong licker
by yumclump September 18, 2017
Get the schlong lickermug. An absolute beast in the bed, the longest of male genitalia, the subway sandwich that you always get. The schlong is a massive cock that all the ladies want, they will die for a one-nighter with this 7-footer. They get horny just thinking about this long, sometimes black, schlong. If you want to experience a schlong for yourself, you want to aim for the darker human males, they are born with the BBC, sometimes measuring in the double digits. As a wise man once told me: "Blacker is bigger.", and he sure was right. The gods of the schlong usually have a lower intellect, and most of the time have the following names: Chad, Dequavious, Tyrone, and Jacob.
Joseph: Holy shit Tyrone, you got a monster in there!
Tyrone: Yeah, I do nigga. Eat this schlong right now.
Tyrone: Yeah, I do nigga. Eat this schlong right now.
by Toasted Toebeans November 4, 2022
Get the Schlongmug. The biggest dick you’ll ever see. If he has a schlong, he’ll skull fuck you harder than you’ve ever been fucked. He’ll give you the biggest orgasm with his 33 1/2 inch schlong
by Sexy_chicken643 February 21, 2020
Get the Schlongmug. 
by subtleshadow August 20, 2010
Get the schlong snuggiemug. by Eat my schmiek September 7, 2017
Get the Schlongmug.