Schlonging

The act of sticking suction cup dildos on hoods of cars

Who wants to go schlonging in the parking lot

by MasterBlasterTrailBoss July 27, 2022

Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.

*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*

by xWhatDa December 16, 2022

schlong

most people don't know what a schlong is, but @amplifiedpoop2 on twitter does. please go ask him to clarify if it is needed.

"amplifiedpoop2 on twitter keeps posting about schlongs"

by dumbasjax January 4, 2024

Schlong

I'm pretty sure you already know this

Nice schlong bro

by lickitusfikitus November 15, 2021

Dim Schlong Sum

1: Another name for the crazy ass preso of Northey Kooreea

2: Any random asian dictator

That fucking chinese guy is such a Dim Schlong Sum

by younggong May 16, 2025

schlong

an extra large penis with green and orange puebes

omg look at that ‘schlong’ 😱😱😱

by schlongman123 December 4, 2020

schlong

a way for describing a massive peen. or a way of saying someone has a peen.

did you see that last night?! dylan has a massive schlong

by himama November 26, 2019