A legendary figure known for his mystical presence and extraordinary "force" hidden beneath a pair of loose sweatpants.
Often spotted in public with a confident stride, effortlessly wielding his undeniable presence.
A man whose schlong is so disproportionately long that it creates an unmistakable bulge, even in the baggiest of sweatpants.
Myth has it that he doesn’t sit—he perches.
A term used to describe someone who walks around like they have a third leg, with the confidence of a Jedi master.
"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Slan Kenobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."
A name bestowed upon those who possess legendary stamina and undeniable gravitational pull in social settings.
Women sense his presence before he even speaks.
An urban myth, rumored to have inspired the phrase ‘May the Force be with you,’ but in this case, the ‘Force’ refers to something else entirely.
Synonyms:
The Sweatpant Jedi
Master Meat-Wielder
The Schlong Shogun
Force-Wielder XXL
Usage in a Sentence:
"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Slan Kenobi with those gray sweatpants on."
"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Slan Kenobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."
May the girth be with you.
Often spotted in public with a confident stride, effortlessly wielding his undeniable presence.
A man whose schlong is so disproportionately long that it creates an unmistakable bulge, even in the baggiest of sweatpants.
Myth has it that he doesn’t sit—he perches.
A term used to describe someone who walks around like they have a third leg, with the confidence of a Jedi master.
"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Slan Kenobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."
A name bestowed upon those who possess legendary stamina and undeniable gravitational pull in social settings.
Women sense his presence before he even speaks.
An urban myth, rumored to have inspired the phrase ‘May the Force be with you,’ but in this case, the ‘Force’ refers to something else entirely.
Synonyms:
The Sweatpant Jedi
Master Meat-Wielder
The Schlong Shogun
Force-Wielder XXL
Usage in a Sentence:
"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Slan Kenobi with those gray sweatpants on."
"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Slan Kenobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."
May the girth be with you.
"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Schlong Kanobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."
"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Schlong Kanobi with those gray sweatpants on."
"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Schlong Kanobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."
"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Schlong Kanobi with those gray sweatpants on."
"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Schlong Kanobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."
by Jaban1 February 14, 2025
A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.
by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020
by DylDyl69 June 26, 2024
by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025
An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."
The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.
As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.
As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"
"Heard what chad?"
"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."
"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
"Heard what chad?"
"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."
"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
by MurderDuck May 28, 2022
Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong
by Analnuke March 26, 2018
by MachinegunKarley April 24, 2021