Rathmann Saturday

The act of coming in to work on a Saturday already shit faced and leaving after an hour.

I don’t want to work this weekend, I’m gonna do a Rathmann Saturday

by Lordandsaviorrathmann September 3, 2025

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Suga Sean Saturday

A magical occurrence when you have a Suga Sean fight next, scheduled in the summer. How these are handled....wake up, lift, then immediately start drinking and tanning, in preparation to watch the greatest UFC fighter go to war that night.

Bro, no way you're working today...it's Suga Sean Saturday....call in sick, fake a death in the family, throw your morals out the window....no sane human being can work on suga Sean Saturday....unless you're a bartender in charge of getting me fucked up on fight night.

by W3rddd June 6, 2025

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sacred saturday

When a girl waits all week to mastubate. They do this on saturday.

Charlie: You seem grumpy today? What happened?
Lev: Didn't get to masturbate on Saturday
Charlier: Why not?
Lev: I got interrupted.
Charlie: Ohhh. I wish somebody would mess up my sacred saturdays

by BallsofHorror November 15, 2014

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Sad Saturday Hours

When the girls leave and its only the two guys left and they refelect on wtf they are doing with their lives.

Boy: Damn they left, now what?
Boy 2: Its time for Sad Saturday Hours my man

by WTFisWrong March 7, 2019

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Sandy Candy Saturday Night

When you stay up all night with your brother doing Al-Lad and X ,smoking wax,playing fortnight being loud as fuck and getting in the feels cause you always get deep sixed in 2 place.

“Flyin Carpet out the storm , happier than a fat kid in a candy store, got wrecked on fortnight let’s play some more Sandy Candy Saturday Night

by Slimlongdingdong December 29, 2019

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