sejmis sandwich

When a slut situates herself between two guys, giving her easy access to give hand jobs to both parties.

Person #1: Look at that girl over there, making a sejmis sandwich.
Person #2: Looks like both guys are gonna have a good time.

by madame psychosis June 18, 2011

sandwich drunk

When you are so drunk that all you can think of is eating sandwiches.

Look at Hans, he is sandwich drunk.

by Drunk_Junior October 24, 2015

sandwich room

The total area around the sandwich you want to make, should have a 4 foot circumference for elbow room.

Instead of making the sandwich on a plate, I set it on the counter, but it was made pretty hard because of the lack of sandwich room; I kept knocking my elbows against the cabinet.

by AspenGT August 4, 2011

polish sandwich

N. When a man's penis is positioned between his buttcheeks for another individual to eat out.

Lisa made Steve a polish sandwich last night.

by buttpiratesteve January 6, 2014

Monkey Sandwich

When you put both your fist into someone’s asshole and twist

Guy1: shut up your mom is gay
Guy2: fuck you I’ll give you a monkey Sandwich

by HornetToast February 11, 2021

Sandwich God

The Almighty Sandwich God. He controls all the Sandwich slaves, the sandwich farmers, and everyone else sandwich related. He has the ability to turn people into sandwiches. Can also simply poke someone and that person will have a brain tumor. (Only way to protect yourself from that is to wear a beanie or have a lot of hair) He is the Almighty Sandwich God and no one will get in his way. Not even his freckle fetish.

Dying Man: uhhhhhhh
Dying Man's friend: What do you think could have caused this?
Dying Man: I don't think what caused this, i know.
*pulls friend in closer* It was Sandwich God, he did "The Poke"
Dying Man's friend: *Gasp*

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

Gravy sandwich

When someone’s eating ass and she/ he farts or shits

Falicia whyd you give me that gravy sandwich last night?

by Flich May 2, 2018