to have sex in the spooning position while keeping noise to a minimum, in order that the participants don't get caught. Used in situations where one would get in trouble if somebody found out they were having sex, such as a dorm room bunkbed, a friend's couch, church pews, etc. Usually done with clothes on for stealth purposes.
In the case that somebody around you does wake up, the go to move is to pretend sleep.
In the case that somebody around you does wake up, the go to move is to pretend sleep.
Person 1: Dude, my roommate just ran out of ambien and my girl's in heat, what should I do?
Person 2: Silent spoon bro.
Jenny, shut the fuck up, you're gonna wake up Killian, they call it the silent spoon for a reason.
Person 2: Silent spoon bro.
Jenny, shut the fuck up, you're gonna wake up Killian, they call it the silent spoon for a reason.
by Dopey Mcgee September 06, 2010
A girl who died in 7th grade at her school. Similar to Charlie Charlie. You don’t want to see a spoon when you are outside. She was choking on a spoon while eating a meal outside with friends.
by Granitebread November 07, 2017
A great way to keep warm and shelter your friend when it gets that little bit chilly at night, or it could be used as an opportunity to catch up on what they did that day. Platonic spooning is just like regular spooning, only it's with too friends. A great way to build camaraderie!
"Yo! Me and my friend Amira engaged in a night of platonic spooning last night!"
"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"
"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"
"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"
"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"
by Dr. Oot Erous May 27, 2012
Example 1
Person a: Who's your favourite 'spoon at the moment?
Person b: Mandela.
Person a: Yeah! Jackson Five right?
Example 2
Person a: Check out that table of jam spoons over there!
Person b: Quiet dude, they're right next to us...
Person a: Don't worry dude, they can't understand.
person b: They deaf?
person a: Black.
Person a: Who's your favourite 'spoon at the moment?
Person b: Mandela.
Person a: Yeah! Jackson Five right?
Example 2
Person a: Check out that table of jam spoons over there!
Person b: Quiet dude, they're right next to us...
Person a: Don't worry dude, they can't understand.
person b: They deaf?
person a: Black.
by sourceman May 12, 2007
by From rathergood.com October 28, 2003
The act of contouring one's body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. Kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. However, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.
by kingblingdong April 27, 2010
by spikeandedd June 20, 2011