Deep Spoon

Spooning someone resulting in a deeper connection either physically, or emotionally. Physically, this may encompass the beginnings of dry humping, but is basically like trying to go into the foetal position while clutching said partner. Emotionally, a sense of warmth will manifest itself due to affection or contentedness.

"Rainn Wilson is so good on The Office it is like he is deep spooning my soul"

"They deep spooned so eagerly he injured himself on his zipper"

by bigtuna13 May 3, 2009

Platonic Spooning

A great way to keep warm and shelter your friend when it gets that little bit chilly at night, or it could be used as an opportunity to catch up on what they did that day. Platonic spooning is just like regular spooning, only it's with too friends. A great way to build camaraderie!

"Yo! Me and my friend Amira engaged in a night of platonic spooning last night!"

"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"

"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"

by Dr. Oot Erous November 7, 2012

reincarnated spoon

A girl who died in 7th grade at her school. Similar to Charlie Charlie. You don’t want to see a spoon when you are outside. She was choking on a spoon while eating a meal outside with friends.

Oh god, please hope we don’t see a reincarnated spoon

by Granitebread November 7, 2017

jam spoon

Supposedly offensive term for a black person...

Rhyming slang for 'coon'.

Example 1
Person a: Who's your favourite 'spoon at the moment?
Person b: Mandela.
Person a: Yeah! Jackson Five right?

Example 2
Person a: Check out that table of jam spoons over there!
Person b: Quiet dude, they're right next to us...
Person a: Don't worry dude, they can't understand.
person b: They deaf?
person a: Black.

by sourceman May 27, 2007

Spoon Guard

A guard to make sure you don't get your mouth deformed.

You need to use the spoooooon guuuaaaaard!

by From rathergood.com October 27, 2003

spoon and dispose

The skill of binning unwelcome cutlery - a common practice in Cambridge where the phrase originated.

Don't lend the princess any of your cutlery, she'll only spoon and dispose it.

by Dave (I love Bex) March 9, 2009

Kangaroo Spooning

The act of contouring one's body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. Kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. However, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.

Austin took part in some sweet kangaroo spooning this weekend. His girlfriend was really jealous.

by kingblingdong April 27, 2010