speed bumps

speed bumps: Marbles and/or other objects being place inside the skin of the penis to increase the intensity of female's orgasm.. believed to have come from Fiji..

speed bumps - cut a small opening in your shaft just below you penis head on the bottom of your penis.. insert marbles or other objects inside then sew it shut.

by SlavesOnDope_aka_Joe November 27, 2005

Speed Hump

A girl that a guy got with over a year ago that cock blocks him with all her friends

Man I'm trying to take out Jane, just gotta get past the speed hump somehow.

by Tizzuck February 06, 2010

speed bombing

when you defacate out the window of a tractor-trailer and it lands on a passing vehicle.

a ten car pile up was the result of speed bombing

by Brandon Ward May 04, 2006

Speed Crumpkin

To receive a blow job in a car at high speed while taking a dump in a bed pan, or the seat if you could care less, and smoking crack simaltaneously.

See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump

Jaeff- "Dude, my GF just gave me a speed crumpkin on the HW, and now i'm gonna need some oxy clean for my car."

Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"

Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."

Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"

by asdfsdfghghkghnytdjathe May 05, 2010

"speed bump"

Someone who slows everything down and retards fun.

The "Speed Bump" really wrecked that party.

by Craig266 October 26, 2007

speed garage

really rich old dirty beats that got lost amongst time and other crappy genes of music - although there is new basslines, that totally kick ass!!!!! u still cant beat underground classics!!!!!!!!!

187 lockdown, serious danger, armand van heldon, dj pooch, underground distortion, summer junkies, crystal waters, cj bolland and rosie gaines. if you know of these then i guess u know your speed garage. although newer basslines known as niche are ever increasin and makin a mark, what is known as speed garage has its own defined mark too.

by adm06 September 11, 2006

speed hump

A diamond shaped street sign indicating bumps in the road ahead in an attempt to slow drivers. Also, the act of having sex in a very fast paced jack rabbit like motion.

Slow down! The speed humps ahead will mess up your car yo.

We were running super late to the fiesta so Keisha and I had to speed hump in the shower yo.

Cory is such a speed humper.... we were done in like eight seconds!

by Bear Number 1 June 22, 2007