If someone tells you to go and hit your ankle on a scooter, they're most likely evil and want you to die. When someone tells you that, you are highly recommended to keep away from those people for the rest of your life.
by Neo1313 November 11, 2019
Get the go hit your ankle on a scootermug. The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.
"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."
by NPD June 9, 2007
Get the meat scootermug. Ed's grandfather was feeling nostalgic, so he bought a boomer scooter and is now farting up and down the road.
by Odiesel April 13, 2025
Get the Boomer scootermug. When the women is laying on her neck legs in the air around the man’s head, the man is sitting on her ass making scooter sounds while standing up shitting in her ass hole, via tube Inserted in each ani
My grandma was complaining about her neck problems so I told grandpa to to go easy on her with the Slovakian scooter.
by Jumper gang June 17, 2024
Get the Slovakian scootermug. Nice choice in whiskey; and if you get the chance, try Slane Triple Casket as it is very scooter as soon as it passes your lips!
by BounceyBouncy August 11, 2021
Get the scootermug. by Safaribro August 24, 2023
Get the Scootermug. When they existed they tried to take over the humans, they were used by humans and they didn't drive on the right side, they just drove on one side and never used the zebra crossing even though if you walk on the road it's jaywalking but the police don't stop them, so if you drive they will bump into you always
man: driving
Asshole: bumps into car with E scooter
Asshole "sorry!"
Man: "it's okay..."
man (thinking): "dude, fuck you!"
Asshole: bumps into car with E scooter
Asshole "sorry!"
Man: "it's okay..."
man (thinking): "dude, fuck you!"
by Luvs2spewge February 23, 2022
Get the E scootermug.