Schlong

A GIANT LONG DICK, THAT CAN PLEASURE THE FUCK OIT OF A WOMAN (OR MAN IF UR A FAG OR NOT), LOL. BUT YEAH A GIANT SCHLONG IS KEY!!

DEVIN STOP BEATING YOUR MASSIVE SCHLONG WITHOUT ME.

by 69Dick December 25, 2020

Dim Schlong Sum

1: Another name for the crazy ass preso of Northey Kooreea

2: Any random asian dictator

That fucking chinese guy is such a Dim Schlong Sum

by younggong May 16, 2025

schlong

an extra large penis with green and orange puebes

omg look at that ‘schlong’ 😱😱😱

by schlongman123 December 4, 2020

Russian Schlong Whipping

when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.

Can't wait until my uncle comes. He's gonna give me the best Russian schlong whipping of my life

by Shaedy September 20, 2018

Schlong

A penis over 10"

You have a beautiful schlong

by IncaMaca November 21, 2024

schlong

dick

he has a massive schlong

by ehaidva May 1, 2023

spartan schlong

A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.

Feel the wrath of my Spartan Schlong you Trojan Turd!

by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020