knob robber

a person who robs knobs on a daily basis.

ted is being such a knob robber today

by jon zieba August 1, 2008

Marty robbins

A country nigga whomst dick is big, reffered to as big dick marty. If you arent aware Marty is probably giving your wife the big iron, while making that pussy fart harder then good mexican food in el paso.

Ono its big dick marty, and hes hanging my bitch tonight!

Marty robbins-nigga

by Sreggin_kcuf_1776 October 25, 2018

Dirty Roben

When you are sitting on your partners face and you are shoving a dildo up their ass and they throw up into your asshole.

My girlfriend was acting up so I gave her a dirty roben.

by mr uno pumpo December 15, 2020

Sperm bank robber

An individual who seduces you, (generally female) and begins having intercourse with you only to make you release your semen, which they promptly steal to either sell or donate it.

Last night, when I was coming home from the bar, I swear this lady was a sperm bank robber, luckily, I didn't fall for it...

by The silent bun7 September 25, 2018

grave robber

Removing a dead gerbil, hamster, or even guinea pig from your buddies ass.

After a good feltching, Frank forgot about the hamster in Jeff's ass so he performed a grave robber

by edslee June 25, 2009

robbed from the cradle

This can go both ways, it can be good, and it can be bad, so listen up. The real definition is when 1 person who is older (say maybe 27) and another person who is younger (about 14) are goin out and/or doin stuff together. For guys that be goin out with older women, you either one of two things, a pimp or a nasty-ass perv. For girls, well I dont know bout girls.

Hittin them before the hair does.

Yeah so what if I was bangin on the High Schoolers up in the 3rd grade? Werent you? So dont be a playa hata.

Nah, you aint no playa, you just got robbed from the cradle.

by whogiveashit? June 27, 2006

robbing the cradle

The act of stealing a cradle, which is used to hold babies. Whatever you do is don't take the baby. They cry alot and then when they don't cry the poop and then cry some more. They never sleep.

My friend stole a cradle but threw the baby. Then the baby died. God damn annoying babies.

by Adeadlyliquid November 22, 2004