resoort

you have a diagnosed handicap, which is aucoustic. You are whiter than the sky in the Netherlands. And you are a nerd but stupid at the same time, which is impressive.

Are you a Resoort? Which you tell to someone who seems aucoustic.

by Fenniefooen November 21, 2023

report

Report is a cool person

report is gonna e-ra*p, delux szn and rare szn

by drugsssssssssss November 23, 2023

report card tits

A description of small boobs by small boob lovers.

I like report card tits A's are awesome B's are best C's can make your day but D's are disappointing

by Hotmustardnipples December 4, 2023

ResorbedLB

This is a ruthless PKer mostly known for killing his teammates in Akkha room.

You just got ResorbedLB

by Sincooooo February 20, 2024

Retortical

A remark that is both rhetorical and is essentially a retort, as when asking a question in a sarcastic tone that indicates you don’t require an answer.

I hate to get retortical about it, but are you sure you didn’t leave you brain at home?

by Time Foolery March 30, 2024

History report

gay and annoying inconvienance. the source of evil.

i have a history report to finish before tomorrow! fuck!

by EmilyWaddell December 15, 2008

weekend reporter

1.) The lone reporter in the ghost town of a newsroom after the five-day reporters head out to live normal lives. This reporter is responsible for anything that happens on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the time this means sending the reporter to a stupid event usually involving cute animals and children. This likelihood heightens during the summer months when festivals are rampant.

2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.

3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.

Reporter 1: Hey man, I'm going do something awesome this weekend. Do you wanna come with?

Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.

by reporter September 30, 2012