reach ho

A ho that ain't broke and ain't rich, but always reaching for the cheddar

Only messing with those reach ho's........$$$$

by Ghetto Goldielocks November 28, 2016

Texas outback reach around

The process of going to any outback steakhouse and actively giving a reach around to a monkey on the birthday saddle, simultaneously using the butter and ramming it up sed monkeys ass but it has to be in texas.

Yea i went to outback steak house and got lucky and received a texas outback reach around
Dude you got a problem

by MonkimansFatTaintsCheeseLard January 25, 2023

Reach Around Rob

VERB/NOUN: An Oregon man named Rob who is best known for sneaking up on other men in rest stop bathrooms and giving them reach arounds (public hand jobs) willingly or not.

There goes Reach Around Rob again sneaking up on unsuspecting men in the bathroom to give them a hand jobs.

by Urban Wiseguy May 17, 2019

South Carolina Reach Around

When a big burly southern inmate reaches around his cell bars and grabs your little willy.

"He gave 'im the good ol' South Carolina reach around"

by Jo.momma December 18, 2021

Turkish Reach-Around

When a guy (let's name him Bob) is doing anal on another guy (let's name him Garry) and Bob reaches around and jerks Garry off.

"I gave Garry a Turkish Reach-Around the other night"

by EleyYeetus August 28, 2019

Tabletop Reach

The action of performing digital sex on someone over the table

Dude: my cousin ruined Thanksgiving by giving me a tabletop reach

by Chronic fall November 16, 2019

Reached for the Bisto

The act of breaking wind.

He reached for the Bisto and it was putrid. I do apologise. I've just reached for the Bisto

by Supertrousers February 17, 2011