Random Breast Tester

One who tests random breasts either by sucking, fondling or caressing the breasts orally and physically.

Trance

by Trance baby :D March 22, 2003

Random Dancing

Only the seriously humor deprived and/or mentally retarded actually find this to be funny.

On the Nickelodeon show iCarly, "randomly" words will appear on the screen, and the main characters will start dancing. Then the laughtrack plays.

No one laughs.

(voice from above): RANDOM DANCING!!!
(cast of iCarly): *start dancing awkwardly*
Me: Is this supposed to be funny?

by iPaul August 23, 2009

Randomer

Someone of no real significance or importance in your life, who's just kind of there as part of the human population waiting to return to their nest. They could someday be important to you, but until then they are still just a randomer.

*You're opening a locker next to a randomer who is also opening his locker*
You: What's up.
Randomer: Hey, not much, you?
You: Nice, not much.
Randomer: Cool, later.
You: Later.
*You both leave the lockers and forget about each others' existence*

by subtalvik2 May 17, 2011

Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder (RRSD)

Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder, also known as RRSD, is a social disorder in which an infected person suffers from excessive oral diarrhea, confused thoughts and impulsive actions.

RRSD is highly contagious, and is transmitted through any form of communication. It affects mainly people between the ages of 10 to 30.

So far no cure has been found, but many studies are being performed to find the cure to this horribly awkward and uncomfortable disease.

The disease was discovered on May 29th, 2011, by two high school students in Portland, Oregon.

Joe: "Hi my name is Joe, what's your name, wow I like your shoes, is it getting hot in here? I think I'm wearing too many sweaters, do I look fat in this shirt, WOAH it is really hot in here!"

Doctor: "I do believe this man has Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder (RRSD)."

by Dr. Koolkat October 24, 2011

random act of assness

a silly or aggressively stupid act performed by your man for no reason other than to be an ass. This act can be either spontaneous or planned in advance.

While standing quietly in line at the cinema, her boyfriend unprovoked, impulsively grabbed her butt and yelled "oh, baby, your butt is getting so big", thus displaying yet another random act of assness.

by Amy W April 2, 2007

[/random]

Used after saying something random to show you're finished with the randomness.

Person: I totally don't know what to wear for the dance tomorow!
Person 2: I just ate a kiwi and it was nice./random

by Jedi Master Luna July 30, 2006

Attempting to be funny and random

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.

Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004