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Rachel

Person: Did it hurt?
Rachel: What?
Person: When you broke the Earth's crust ascending from Hell :)
OR
Person 1: Omg you're such a Rachel
Person 2: *cries them self to sleep*
by whales666 May 10, 2018
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An extremely confusing girl! One minute she's calling you a boring vegan, the next minute she's not inviting you on nights out because you're too wild. Has massive chebs, likes getting them milked on the daily! Enjoys belly button shots! Never passes up an opportunity for a raunchy photo!
Rachel:

One minute...Oh John, stop being

boring
Next minute ... oh John stop being so wild
by Naughtyman69 August 18, 2017
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An amazingly manipulative girl. Likes watching people being torchered and laughs about it. Is extremely annoying when bored however during work she is the best partner you can have. Is pretty and likes certain sports. Rachel’s are usually Satan’s helpers who were cast out of Hell, that’s why they can be manipulative and likes to torcher, yet because they were cast out they have a human heart and will be there for you when you need them. It’s even in their name Rac-hel.

For relationships they’re basically a mix of tsunderes and Kuuderes.
Person 1: Hey see that girl over there, she’s kinda pretty
Person 2: Yeah, however she looks kinda scary she must be a Rachel
Person 3: That is a Rachel, she’s my friend and she may look scary but can be pretty nice when you get to know her
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A person, typically a female, who tends to be a whore and kinkshamer. they also have at least 10 dick pics in their phone at all times
"hey did you hear about Carol? god shes SUCH a Rachel
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Rachel: I'm a cunt salad.
Billy: You sure are.
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Usually a fat animal who is a bitch and makes weird sound
Don't be a Rachel
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a liar, sociopath, does not care about others and usually pretends to be boys to hurt other people. A catfish
Omg she pretended to be Zach, such a rachel
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