crumb rubber

A rubber that has been in your wallet for far too long and is starting to crumble.

"Hey , Bae you ready for some sugar?"
"Ya, hang on."
"Shit, all I have left is this crumb rubber."
"It's cool Bae, this won't be my first kid."
"What?!?"

by ur ban this January 10, 2017

Rubber gloves

The thing you use when you don't have a condom your size

I've said enough about rubber gloves

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 May 30, 2021

Brazilian rubber

Having sex with someone using something other then a condom to stop the sperm.

I want to try to do some Brazilian rubber tonight.

by Smackdatfatass May 23, 2016

Rubber Ducker

Primarily a maneuver to get away from a one night stand. A used condom is stretched over the doorknob on the inside of a door prior to closing it behind oneself. This makes it difficult to open from the inside, providing an opportunity to duck out. The choice of which side of the rubber faces out is player's choice.

I had to leave a rubber ducker to get away from that crazy chick last night!

by Thomas Wordsmith II August 9, 2018

rubber doodle

1. A collection of kinky entertainment latex\rubber artifacts for AI entities. whatever simulates synthetix, like: a condom, a dildo; Latex Inflatable Anal Tube with Balloon.

2. The timely interaction between AI and organic entities using Rubber Doodles so they can travel back and forth in time in order to prolong orgasm for the rest of eternity to avoid a Premature Ejaculation.

3. .A Google Doodle animated in a loop, traveling back and forth in time. Coined after an animated Google Doodle of traffic light which caused a traffic jam, that, according to conspiracy, aimed at initiating another war in the Middle East, prevented within an inch by a random superhero puppy.

1. With adequate spare rubber doodles, any robot can easily cum.

2. OH, COMMON! COMON! COMON! GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME! Ad infinitum
3. . Hey, stop this Perpetuum -traffic, or else!
"Or else what?"
Else I'll shift my costume and call the police!
And you will never get away from your rubber doodles! Happy?

by tottal loss January 23, 2016

rubber snubber

A term used when meth head tie each other up with rubber bungy cords and then enter one another's rectums

Joe and his buds got tweaked and rubber snubbered each other

by J-Bang1989 January 7, 2016

Rubber boy

Guy that will do anything for some follows and attention

That bitch a rubber boy

by Bigbitches May 3, 2018