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lone ranger

having your yam bag splayed across you girls eyes while she huffs your hog.
by J.F. February 11, 2003
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Ford ranger

A piece of crap truck that a blonde Amish looking bastard drives. Truely a piece of crap. Only homos add tall white cb antennas to these junk trucks
Nathan:I’m cool I drive a ford ranger !
Melia: no your not your gay...
by Cool dude 69 February 6, 2018
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Ford Ranger

a peice of fucking shit american 3.0 or 4.0 engine block that instead of putting oil in it you can literally just fucking spray diarrhea into the block and itll run fine these fucking trucks like to blow up and bend frames like me bending over your dad for some poop fun in the bed
wow, after i told my mom i was gay she immediately bought me 69 ford rangers
by wetgirl444444 January 18, 2016
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Ford Ranger

An American piece of shit that won’t get you chicks, won’t work when you need it, won’t be talked bad about by white peoples, and won’t last more than a few years.
Rahul: Hey candy, I’m sorry, I might be running late to our date.

Candy: why you coming late, boy?
Rahul: I drive a Ford ranger.
Candy: oh, no, no, no, baby, take your sweet time, I understand the difficulty you going through

Rahul: thanks
by SP69 January 31, 2018
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Ford Ranger

A show pony 4wd Ute. Made to look like its the toughest Ute out there. In reality a matchbox car is stronger and more reliable not to mention cheaper. It’s ability to 4wd, climb rock walls and perform like a true 4wd is non existent.
A true 4wd such as a Nissan Navara is able to climb a rock wall not like a Ford Ranger!
by Haha_medowie_game November 8, 2018
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ass ranger

another name for the homosexual who roams the halls of sjb. his real name is alexander and he rides horses. as chummy says, "he rides the boloney poney."
ass ranger is a flaming homsexual who rides horses.
by mattsmuthazluva May 2, 2003
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Bone Ranger

A masked marauder who gets a raging boner in the middle of an earthquake in Costa Rica and runs out on the hotel balcony trying to stab people with his tiny, Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage of a Johnson (who the Fuck is Johnson).
The Bone Ranger Stikes Again!
by Teej123 October 20, 2008
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