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Quick Shave

Is a sexual act that involves a male with a female (or male) partner or multiple partners. The partner grabs the males penis ( or multiple peni) and proceeds to perform a shaving motion, quickly, on ones face, neck and head area (Similar to the Weedwhacker, which uses a circular motion) usually until ejaculation. The ejaculate helps to sooth the razor burn that accompanies the quick shave.
Helpful Male: "you look like shit dog! The gang shave is in an hour; you need a quick shave!"
Stubbly-Faced Man: "I just had one last night, but, okay! Let's try this again!"

Helpful Male unzips pants
Stubbly-Faced Male grabs penis and shaves vigorously
Stubbly-Faced Male: "All done. But I've got the razor burn!"

Helpful Male: "Here comes the goo!!! Ugh!"
by DismalPole852011 July 27, 2011
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Internet Quicksand

These are to be avoided at all costs. They usually take the appearance of an appealing website, such as "Hack any Facebook account!" or "Watch Netflix for free!" Click on it, and you won't be hacking or watching anything for a while. First, it'll ask you to fill out some little captcha and give an email address. Easy to fake your way through it. Then comes stage 2:

"Just fill out this quick survey..."

Don't. If you start this survey, the quicksand pulls you down into survey after ad after survey, until you and your computer are drowning in pop up windows and fake personal information you try to use, as the Internet Quicksand links you to more quicksand, makes more windows you can't close, and slowly steals your real personal information.

And for all we know, it probably hacks your Facebook and watches your Netflix. Stepping into an Internet Quicksand will destroy at least an hour of your life you will wish to forget. And worst of all, it now has your computer information and email. Say hello to a sudden influx of advertising and new email spam that none of your friends will understand or believe.
Person 1: Whoa look I can hack anyone's Facebook...

2 hours later:

Person 1: Aw, shucks. It was an Internet quicksand. But look! 50 places just emailed me about free Netflix!

5 hours later:

Person 1: These bastards think they're gonna mess with me? I'll show them. I'll hack their Facebook!
by ISHOWEDYOU January 22, 2014
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"get rich quick" scheme that really works

Simple --- just publish a book that merely **claims** to tell you how to "get rich quick", sell lots of copies to greedy naive hopefuls, and then retire to a posh villa in Tahiti on the royalties.
I have developed a "get rich quick" scheme that really works, but you'll hafta shell out a small fortune for my book and da related materials in order to succeed.
by QuacksO September 2, 2018
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Silver pill (Quicksilver pill)

The silver pill (or quick-silver pill) emphasizes self-enlightenment, knowledge and discovery, and a spirit of ardor and power when it comes to making willful changes in reality.

The silver pill is the omni-pill and can never be "taken".

Silver pill philosophy is not a be all prescription or solution, it is the methodology by which an individual pursues the nuanced solutions to their individual life.

The silver pill is ONLY loyal to that which produces dynamic growth in an individual or system with relation to the intended will of the transformative element of that individual or system. It is ultimately idiosyncratic and utterly capricious.

When one takes the silver pill, they become acutely aware of their individual experience of life while also igniting a continually expanding understanding of the external world and the quest for meaning in relation to both these aspects of being.

The silver pill is:

Self-knowledge and mastery of the will.

Understanding of Nature AS SUCH.

Undefiled wisdom and unrestrained knowledge.

Seeking of non-biased, evidentially reinforced Truth.

Reflective insight into one's behaviors and the effects they produce on both the actor and the external world.

Adaptability and practicality.

A seeking and desire for growth.

It is a process that comes and goes for individuals during periods of growth, insight, and transformation.

The numerical equivalent of the silver pill in computational intelligence is (*) or 42.
"The silver pill (Quicksilver pill) transforms us into our true natures as individual beings. It is the process by which we seek meaning and understanding of ourselves and the world at large. It is the search for truth, mastery, and manifestation of the true will. It is politically indifferent, theologically neutral, and only bends and defines itself to the purpose of the illumination of the individual in question. It is all things, and yet no single thing."
by Silver Pill Joe August 5, 2022
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Quicklier

having to do something faster than quickly
Come on!!! We have to move quicklier!!!!
by Arnie Annunziata Dana Wigdor January 21, 2009
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quick on the draw

To be fast with your gun,

to be a quick shooter.
My, he shot that guy down fast.

Yeah, he's quick on the draw.
by olaxiqo February 21, 2010
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quick shower

This morning, I took a quick shower because I did not have enough time to make it on time to school
by hotlinebling December 24, 2015
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