Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.
I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.
by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023
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ghetto professional

A form of simple business attire favored by IT workers that consists of unkempt hair, untucked shirts, loose jeans and sneakers or docs.
The boss wont care if you dress ghetto professional as long as you get your assignments done on time.
by djalexdeep January 19, 2011
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Professional Wrestling

A highly physical and choreographed form of professional LARPing.
The blending of nerd culture and professional wrestling make it clear that professional wrestlers are paid LARPers. And that's awesome!
by DuckDB February 23, 2021
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professionally livid

The state of being so mad while working in an HR controlled professional environment that you word vomit your anger, but without cursing.
My coworker made me so flipping professionally livid that I sent a "per my previous" email. What can we do to ruin their life within the guidelines of the personnel manual?
by Working Red Lobster February 16, 2024
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Professional Go getter

When a Woman/Man giving a blowjob chokes/gags themselves by forcing their own head down to the base of the receiver’s dick.
“Yo Connor’s mom was sucking me off on my break and man when I tell you she was a professional go getter
by Wyllie’s mom June 30, 2023
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Professional Humor

The conception of making textual jokes, absurdity, or (with) comedy intents while reserving formal appearance due to unprofessional-free restrictions, regulations, or limitations.

So humor exists commonly in severely regulated online games and groups.
Hey, would you mind giving me a change of ten?

A person with professional humor: You are not to ask your superiors for anything, hue.
by AAAyes October 29, 2022
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Bro my proctologist just put his finger in my ass!
Yea man he's a professional butthole smacker
by Ass man719 August 27, 2022
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