World Reserve Currency Privilege

Often times people who don’t live in the United States of America will say that Americans think everything revolves around them. Well it does,
because we have the world reserve currency therefore we are top dogs and everything ultimately has ties to us.

“Pablo thinks everything revolves around America, he’s so closed minded.”
“World reserve currency privilege, bitch!”

by ShreddShredderton March 11, 2022

Penis privilege

Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.

The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.

by Mike_73 May 23, 2022

privilege

an advantage given to one at birth that gives said person an advantage in life

"that rich kid is so privileged"

by Rotcrafter January 5, 2020

leo privilege

someone who is white but is so black and gets away with certain activities (is to groovy, really black, gets funky with it)

matt- nah dick you can’t be saying all this brotha

leo- leo privilege man

by some certified hood nigga October 17, 2021

Privilege point

Something you get for being part of a minority that self-describes as discriminated. When applying for something (to a university, for a scholarship, for a job, for a grant, etc.), after your skill and worth have been considered out of 20, the system of privilege pointing goes something like this:

If black +1
If half-Asian +0.5
If muslim +2
If female +1
If native, aboriginal, etc. +1
If white male (except if muscular, physically attractive, etc.) -2
If gay +1
If transgender +4

Only people that score at least 5/10 on a physical attractiveness scale are entitled to privilege points. (Ironically, this rules out people with coloured hair).

Hence, a can get a perfect 20/20 application with a raw score of 12.

Hey I just got into Uni, never could have made it if I wasn't a black converted muslim male-to-female transgender. Thank god for privilege points.

by TorChimp May 22, 2017

White Privilege

When your white co-worker says that they don't like Donald Trump because before his term of office they never had to think about politics.

My white privilege allows me to focus on the fun things in life like riding jet skis, listening to ACDC, and eating at Outback instead of worrying about being unfairly treated or killed by law enforcement.

by Don't Thread on Me January 13, 2021

Pretty Privilege

Eccy

Having more opportunity and success in life then others because of how attractive you are. (And having people do things for you)

Eccy has pretty privileges, thanks to me.

by hi carter August 24, 2023